“Jeffrey Deitch is the Jeff Koons of art dealers. Not because he's the biggest, best, or the richest of his kind. But because in some ways he's the weirdest (which is saying a lot when you're talking about the wonderful, wicked, lovable, and annoying creatures known as art dealers).”

“As an elder of the Americas and of the rest of the planet, it is my responsibility to care for and protect, to the best of my ability, the young.”

“Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”

“Let us put theology out of religion. Theology has always sent the worst to heaven, the best to hell.”

“The best mind-altering drug is the truth.”

“Short words are best and the old words when short are best of all.”

“The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.”

“So let's not use a stylus. We're going to use the best pointing device in the world. We're going to use a pointing device that we're all born with - born with ten of them. We're going to use our fingers. We're going to touch this with our fingers. And we have invented a new technology called multi-touch, which is phenomenal. It works like magic.”

“You hear the best stories from ordinary people. That sense of immediacy is more real to me than a lot of writerly, literary-type crafted stories. I want that immediacy when I read a novel.”