“I used to hang out by the food table at parties because you don't have to talk to anybody. If you do then you can talk about the food.”

“Metaphysics is a restaurant where they give you a thirty thousand page menu, and no food.”

“Attitudes toward food have completely changed.”

“We had the best food any battlefield ever had.”

“Don't you have a machine that puts food into the mouth and pushes it down?”

“Man seeks to change the foods available in nature to suit his tastes, thereby putting an end to the very essence of life contained in them.”

“I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.”

“He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.”

“The problem is when that fun stuff becomes the habit. And I think that's what's happened in our culture. Fast food has become the everyday meal.”