“I love being famous. It's almost like being white.”

“Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.”

“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?”

“I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.”

“I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.”

“A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.”

“Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.”

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”

“Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.”

“Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.”

“Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.”

“My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.”