“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”

“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'”

“When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself.”

“The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.”

“To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.”