“What I'm doing is art - it's low-brow art but there's a magic in that.”

“I'm really fun. I'm ridiculously fun. I hope I'm infectiously fun.”

“I hope to bring much more attention to important issues and change for issues and practices that are harming animals.”

“I don't have the best body in the world, but I know for a fact that I have a really good voice.”

“I put on the best live show, the absolute best live show I can possibly can.”

“You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool.”

“You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it.”

“I'm just very amused by five-year-old humor.”