“I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.”

“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'”

“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.”

“There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.”

“We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.”

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”

“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”